story of my life

(someone youre jealous of and why)

im dont get jealous of other people.  its counterproductive, and im ridiculously awesome.  other people get jealous of me.  i am, however, jealous of my boyfriends ability to sleep for a zillion hours at the drop of a hat, whereas i am cursed with insomnia.  unless im studying or in class, that is.  then i have narcolepsy.